Country Music Used to Mean Something

Let Me Get on My Soap Box

Recently a singer named Luke Bryan released a song called “Fish Hunt Golf Drink.” At the risk of offending any fans out there, I have to be as bluntly honest as possible. The song is awful. Truly. It is inane and vapid and lacks any sort of depth whatsoever.

The refrain is literally just a list of words. I am not joking or exaggerating. It is literally “Wake up, coffee, camo, climb tree, wet line, …